ARIES (March 21-April 19): Try not to read too much into creepy weather patterns, but discuss the merits of believing in fate with two close friends. Make plans for the weekend of February 19-20. Enjoy the practical and spiritual benefits of winter greens and vegetables. If you wake up feeling nauseous on February 5, you are likely hungover, so follow this regimen: wake up and panic, then relax, realizing it’s a weekend. Panic again when you realize you are supposed to help an old friend paint her bedroom. Drag yourself to shower, then drink a bottle of cranberry juice, diluted with Poland Springs fizzy water. Get dressed. Hangover clothes=painting clothes. Go to local sub shop and buy LARGE Italian sub and DEVOUR. The death of a distant cousin and pickle heiress will leave you with an amount of money you would do well to invest wisely.
About Me
- Zandrea!
- The friendship of Zara and Andrea (together, Zandrea!) is as varied as the range of letters between A and Z. Andrea is a committer to plans, and plans must be made. Whether it be a quiet dinner in or a weekly bar night with the ladies, Andrea likes to fill her social calendar. Nights in might include reading a book or a New Yorker, but would rarely entail tv watching (although a well-groomed Netflix list is a must). She is a member of many frequent flier "clubs", but due to her democratic nature, refuses to cash in for the upgrade, instead hoping for that elusive (just waiting for those additional 15,000 miles) future trip around the world. Zara is going to update her information when she finds the time.
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