Friday, April 29, 2005

A Horoscope

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):

With the arrival of spring, you notice a skip in your step and a decrease of weight from your shoulders. A lightened conscience, or just a lighter jacket? Someone will offer you a free bag of chips-- don't over analyze it-- you're a Leo! Just take it and run! A well-intended onlooker might accuse you of being a Virgo, but don't worry. You're as much a Virgo as President Bush is a self-made philanthropist. Just dwell on it tonight at home in bed. By yourself. In the dark. Is that a noise you hear? Maybe you should check the front door one more time. And did you remember to pay your credit card bill? Does something smell like gas...?

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