Monday, January 26, 2009

Advice For Tough Times

Times are tough. No doubt you were surprised a few months back when Economic Officials declared the U.S.A in a recession. Turns out that all the job losses, home foreclosures, expensive groceries and limited goods (Wiis stilll hard to find) were not just coincidental.
We've had eight years of free reign in the school yard, and now President Obama has asked that we make hard choices and sacrifices. Here's some advice on how to live in this New Order.
recycling and reusing:
We've all been conditioned to drink our water out of Siggs or Camelbaks, but how far can we take it? While in the Tannery* yesterday an old episode of American Top 40 was on. ET#1 and I were stopped in our tracks as the Long Distance Dedication came on. Instantly time was recycled. Were we in 2009? Or 1989?
ration coupons:
We're in the middle of two wars and thus have to limit our coffee, sugar and gasoline consumption. We've been granted ration cards. Oops, wait. Actually, we've been issued government coupons for the digital tv box converter.

shopping:
Can we go shopping even though we need to use cash not credit? Yes We Can! Go downscale: skirts at Old Navy can be found for $1.99. Or better yet, go upscale. Make a day of shopping at only stores like Barney's and Louis Boston. Make remarks like, "Ah this Ferragamo bag is on sale-- marked down from $1199 to $699-- not bad!" Or, try on BCBG dresses marked down 70%. When the salesclerk asks how you are doing, sigh and say, "I really wanted this in green." Don't buy anything.
(*Unless you need a pair of fur lined boots, to keep you warm when you aren't using your heat. All shoes at the Tannery are buy one pair, the 2nd pair is half off).

With a little determination, elbow grease and ingenuity, we will have Change We Can Believe In!

5 comments:

Nora said...

I'm donating candy to poor people.

Evil Twin #1 said...

But be careful that you don't outed by the fashionistas when you are in Barney's say that oversized Balenciaga tote is unwieldy.

And said...

I couldn't remember the name of the song! I was going to google it and link it. Do you remember? I would guess the year was maybe 1986??

Evil Twin #1 said...

theme from mahoghany.

do you know where you're going to
do you like the things that life's been shwoing you....

And said...

WOW! You are good!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theme_from_Mahogany_(Do_You_Know_Where_You're_Going_To)

Soooo, what 15 yo boy would dedicate this to another 15 yo boy?