Tales From the Fruit Cart: A Fruit Cart Announcement

Ever intrepid journalist Elizabeth Crawford takes a moment out of her daily reporting and source follow ups to update us on the MIA fruit cart.

It is [Employer's] turn to push the fruit cart again. My day is July 29. I thought you'd enjoy the announcement about it sent out by the president of [Employer]. See below.

It's time again for us to take the lead
And fulfill UCG's fruit and vegetable need.
I know you'd rather give out Twinkees and Hohos
But that won't regain your Fruit Cart Mojo.

A push, a shove and it's manna from heaven above.
(Well, not manna, but lots of green banana.)
Sing and dance and enjoy the grins,
But don't forget the napkins.

When: [Employer] does the Fruit Cart from July 22 through September. (Interns are signed up already.) There's one day for EVERYONE. Sign up now and improve the chances you'll get your preferred day.

Where: See the calendar sign-up sheet on the pillar near [fellow employee's] desks.

Why: The benefits of fiber are best not discussed publicly.

The readers of Zandrea! will wait with bated breath for the EC's July 29 turn and subsequent update, I'm sure!